I have a kid.

One of my greatest fears is that she will want to be a performer of any kind.

Today was her first time on stage, at her ballet recital.

When she stepped off of the stage, she said, “I want to do that again.”

When we were putting her in bed, and asked what her favorite part of the day was, she said, “on the stage.”

Oh dear.

Tomorrow, I will tell her that math is awesome. She should get into math. Math math math.